Cheeseman thinks he owns this joint, bricks, guitars, personnel and all. Think again Cheeseman you fruitcake. We are not numbers, Cheeseman. Cheeseman shares all his names and his entire DNA with his Father, Dave Cheeseman, from whom he was cloned. He was raised slowly: Petri dish, bottle, bell jar, warm salty tank, detached house in Wollaton.
Likes: Pasties, pies and cakes
Dislikes: The non-spick-and-span, Munters
Endorsements: Daniel Cheeseboard exclusively plays Co Op Keyboards and advocates the use of Blu Tac
Says: "I AM Daniel Cheeseboard, I am DANIEL Cheeseboard."