Half Latvian James, 23, could once get in the way quite nicely on a football pitch, unitl a recent fall from a low slung table ended his deeply poor playing career. With all that non active leisure time on his hands, you'd have thought his guitar playing would have improved, but this interfers with his "endearingly sh*t" entertainment philosophy.
Thrust into the limelight with the 'Talk, nice young tall man James can be spotted avoiding crowds and holidaying in parts of the world where he is not widely known.
James doesn’t have to try as hard as other people to get results because life owes him a living. All denominations accepted, no coins please, just notes.
Likes: Fresh veg, Cakes
Dislikes: Pure shapeless evil
Endorsements: James plays Mister Byrite guitars through Kwiksave amplification.
Says: Blllereldlll rrrrll geegeeerrrr lslsssess